Barbie and Ken Get Hitched...The Wedding Album

This was to funny not to pass along! After more then 50 years together, Barbie and Ken finally tied the knot!!


Barbie's Wedding Album

Super-talented—and super-creative!—photographer Beatrice de Guigne masterminded this ingenious photo shoot then captured it all on film over three days.

“Barbie & Ken were married at Faraway Castle, in Plasticity. The bride bought her dress from The Fairy Godmother shop and her shoes from the Cinderella Store. The groom wore a suit from The Prince Charming Emporium. The couple met more than 50 years ago (yes I know they look young). Barbie was tired of waiting so she asked Ken to get married.”

Wordless Wednesday

It's so Hot in Kansas...

I got this from a coworker, and it was to funny not to pass this along! (Especially since the actual air temperature outside is 107 currently at 2:00 in the afternoon)


It's So HOT IN KANSAS...

..the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.

..the trees are whistling for the dogs.

..the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

..hot water comes from both taps.

..you can make sun tea instantly.

..you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

..the temperature drops Below 95 F and you feel a little chilly.

..you discover that in August it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

..you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

..you actually burn your hand opening the car door.

..you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.

..your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?

..you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.

..the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

..the cows are giving evaporated milk.

..farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

AND..................IT'S SO DRY and RAINLESS IN  KANSAS....

..that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling.

..the Methodists are using wet-wipes.

..the Presbyterians are giving rain checks.

..and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!